Which Hot Take Lives On Your Shelf?

Every opinionated person keeps one harmless hot take on the shelf and defends it with a straight face. Answer twelve quick ones and find out which yours is. Say it proudly.

• Which 2016 Are You?
• Which Abandoned Theme Park Core Are You?
• What Is Your Absolute Cinema Moment?
• What's Your Aesthetic Core?
• Which Afterlife Department Would Hire You?
• What Song Plays as You Enter the Afterlife?
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